almost famous

“hey! you’re William Jones?!”
“yes.”
“you helped plan the clergy retreat last year…”
“right.”
“but, I didn’t know you were William Jones!”
“umh…ok.”
“no – I mean, you are the William Jones Maren knows?”
“well, that’s who helped lead the retreat with us.”
“right! so, you’re William Jones?”
“yes…”
“I mean, you’re Touch Holiness William Jones? you’re Before the Amen William Jones?”
“ah! yes, well, Touch Holiness was before I was in one of her collections. but I am the William Jones in Before the Amen.”
“you’re William B. Jones! I had no idea! I mean, I knew you were William Jones, but I didn’t know you were William B. Jones!”
“yes. I am THE William Jones!”
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